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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Darth Vader eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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