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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Minnie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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