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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Missy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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