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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Pepper eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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