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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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