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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rocky eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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