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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Sparky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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