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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Sparky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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