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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Sparky eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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