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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rufus eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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