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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rufus eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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