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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Loki eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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