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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Squishy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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