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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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