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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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