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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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