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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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