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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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