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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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