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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Simpkins eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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