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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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