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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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