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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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