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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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