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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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