Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.