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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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