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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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