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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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