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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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