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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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