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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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