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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Toby eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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