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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Tilly eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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