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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rosie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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