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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Daisy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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