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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Poppy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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