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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Smeagol eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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