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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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