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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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