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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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