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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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