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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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