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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Kirk eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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