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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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