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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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