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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pebbles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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