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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Roxy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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