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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Princess eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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