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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Izzy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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