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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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