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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Minnie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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