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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Maya eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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