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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Gus eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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