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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Oscar eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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