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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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