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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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