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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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