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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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